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Found this while surfing the web...super funny
Gacked from Alvin Chan, CJC judoka, aka shuaige
JUDO DICTIONARY
in recent months, there have been a slew of people taking up judo in cjc. however, judokas have a dialect of their own and most laymen do not understand it.
so, for all the newly-recruited and the uninitiated, here is a brief transalation of some of the more popular terms used by sji/cjc judokas.
(ps. if any of you know any terms i've left out please tell me.)
start class- time to start
warm up- an important part of judo that ensures you won't get hurt later by hurting you now.
one straight line - a line said by the coach to indicate that the warm up is over and the real training is beginning.
randori - sparring.
randori with juniors - getting to kick some serious ass.
randori with seniors - getting your ass kicked.
randori with old boys/coach - letting your ass be kicked so bad it may as well be a soccer ball
shiai - getting your ass kicked in front of everyone else at training
ne-waza - an excuse to roll around on the ground in very compromising positions with another person of the same sex.
sweep - 1.cleaning the dojo by running your feet over the surface of the mats. 2.a throw which involves forcibly ramming (also known as zam-ing) your foot into your opponent's ankles.
tomo nage - by right,tomo-nage is a stomach throw. by left, tomo-nage is a kick in the groin.
RJC - the home of smart and strong judokas. also known as raffles junior college, RA(raffles academy) and "those bastards!!!". see also "jason tan"
HCJC - the home of smart, strong and crazy judokas. also known as hwa chong junior college, HCI(hwa chong institution), "those crazy bastards!!" and most popularly as "gold medallists". see also "huang hao"
CJC - the home of alvin chan and the "chio bu" judokas. also known as crazy junior college, "those idiots!!!" and " cj who!??!?"
lau yu don - a stupid bastard. eg. " why the hell did you try and tomo-nage the RJC coach?!?! you think you lau yu don is it!?!?" note that the key word is "try"
jason tan - a crazy bastard. eg." wa lau this guy jason tan is it?!?! broken collarbone can still do 15 pull ups!"
huang hao - a scary crazy bastard. eg. " he huang hao man, can bounce after getting thrown by him."
davis seow - a dirty bastard. eg. " that guy davis seow man, tickling my neck while choking me!"
sherman ho - a poser. eg "stop jumping around like sherman ho lah! later get sweep then you know!"
CHIN peng phay - a big coach. also, a skilled judoka who uses "tactics" for that added edge.
"tactics" - techniques not taught in the books and used by davis seow, like drving your chin into your opponent's chest while you're holding him.see also above "CHIN peng phay"
justinian chua - a bigger coach. also, a person who uses "the last ride" throw.
the last ride - a judo throw which involves a great height, some screaming, and a lot of cringing from its witnesses.
alvin chan - a very charming, witty, good-looking and yet humble judoka. also known as "shuaige". only person to use the tomo-nage the right way and hero of sji/cjc judo. eg. "wa shuai ge is SO handsome!!"
Gacked from Alvin Chan, CJC judoka, aka shuaige
JUDO DICTIONARY
in recent months, there have been a slew of people taking up judo in cjc. however, judokas have a dialect of their own and most laymen do not understand it.
so, for all the newly-recruited and the uninitiated, here is a brief transalation of some of the more popular terms used by sji/cjc judokas.
(ps. if any of you know any terms i've left out please tell me.)
start class- time to start
warm up- an important part of judo that ensures you won't get hurt later by hurting you now.
one straight line - a line said by the coach to indicate that the warm up is over and the real training is beginning.
randori - sparring.
randori with juniors - getting to kick some serious ass.
randori with seniors - getting your ass kicked.
randori with old boys/coach - letting your ass be kicked so bad it may as well be a soccer ball
shiai - getting your ass kicked in front of everyone else at training
ne-waza - an excuse to roll around on the ground in very compromising positions with another person of the same sex.
sweep - 1.cleaning the dojo by running your feet over the surface of the mats. 2.a throw which involves forcibly ramming (also known as zam-ing) your foot into your opponent's ankles.
tomo nage - by right,tomo-nage is a stomach throw. by left, tomo-nage is a kick in the groin.
RJC - the home of smart and strong judokas. also known as raffles junior college, RA(raffles academy) and "those bastards!!!". see also "jason tan"
HCJC - the home of smart, strong and crazy judokas. also known as hwa chong junior college, HCI(hwa chong institution), "those crazy bastards!!" and most popularly as "gold medallists". see also "huang hao"
CJC - the home of alvin chan and the "chio bu" judokas. also known as crazy junior college, "those idiots!!!" and " cj who!??!?"
lau yu don - a stupid bastard. eg. " why the hell did you try and tomo-nage the RJC coach?!?! you think you lau yu don is it!?!?" note that the key word is "try"
jason tan - a crazy bastard. eg." wa lau this guy jason tan is it?!?! broken collarbone can still do 15 pull ups!"
huang hao - a scary crazy bastard. eg. " he huang hao man, can bounce after getting thrown by him."
davis seow - a dirty bastard. eg. " that guy davis seow man, tickling my neck while choking me!"
sherman ho - a poser. eg "stop jumping around like sherman ho lah! later get sweep then you know!"
CHIN peng phay - a big coach. also, a skilled judoka who uses "tactics" for that added edge.
"tactics" - techniques not taught in the books and used by davis seow, like drving your chin into your opponent's chest while you're holding him.see also above "CHIN peng phay"
justinian chua - a bigger coach. also, a person who uses "the last ride" throw.
the last ride - a judo throw which involves a great height, some screaming, and a lot of cringing from its witnesses.
alvin chan - a very charming, witty, good-looking and yet humble judoka. also known as "shuaige". only person to use the tomo-nage the right way and hero of sji/cjc judo. eg. "wa shuai ge is SO handsome!!"
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